This is quite late but, what the heck!

1. I learned how to make use of the internet only during my senior year in college. Yeah, I'm a Flintstone.

2. I am absolutely afraid of cats. I'd rather be hit by a speeding truck. Sorry to those who adore them furry furballs.

3. I have a very high threshold for pain. So when I can no longer bear it, there's a good chance I'm about to die.

4. I prefer watching DVDs with the subtitle option on. Because I'm D-E-A-F.

5. I used to drink very little water and too much coke. Now, coke does not appeal as much to me anymore and I now crave for water very often. I feel dehydrated all the time.

6. I weighed around 80 to 90 pounds up to college. Seriously! And I wasn't anorexic, bulimic or in any way depriving myself. I was already quite enthusiastic when it comes to gastronomic exploits.

7. I used to be in love with a gay instructor when I was a college freshman. Yup, too many weird things happened in college.

8. I love avocado green. And I love avocado despite its cholesterol.

9. I believe that black is slimming and I've been wearing a lot of it lately. Well, maybe I'll do until such time that I'm actually slim.

10. I used to sing. Now, I just sing in my head.

11. I have dramatic levels of testosterone in my body. If you're a girl like me, you'd understand what I mean.

12. I am flat-footed and have, therefore, no sports. *darn*

13. I create a lot of MTVs in my head. I used to get a cab after a very loooong day at work, launch into another personal drama and make an MTV starring yours truly. You should try it some time, that is if you don't think I'm such a loser.